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2022

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           S*x/Relationship/Dating Hot Takes

    7/1/2022   Mix of good and bad... TO THE BONE, MFER!!!

"Fucking your friends for fun is incredibly based and cool"


"Eating pussy is more pleasurable than receiving a blowjob"


"love ends in nothing but heartbreak, you either split up or one dies before the other and that fullfilling life becomes emptiness"


"Dating your friends hot older sister is fun."


"Dating is best when the two genuinely love and support each other. If its just for sex it just sounds kinda pointless."


"sex is really overrated"


"dating sucks"


"If you're having sex at an older age you probably made a good choice even if you get made fun of"


"There's such a thing as being too clingy. If someone is too attached to me I lose all interest in them."
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"clown girls are crazy fun in and out of the bedroom"


"people with open relationships should be die"


"If you dont actively care about your partners sexual desires and interests then you have absolutely no right expecting them to care about yours. Put in what you expect them to put out!"
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"Anal is better because it's warmer, tighter, and more degrading to women"


"People need to stop trying to force themselves to be comfortable with poly relationships. If you're not comfortable with it, don't do it."
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"I haven't slept with anyone because I don't want to accidently have a kid, especially now since abortions are being restricted. I could have been a teen parent a few years ago since I didn't have condoms. I feel like not wanting an accident is a fair reason not to sleep around."


"1. Big Dick Energy is not real.
2. Open relationships are too hard for most people, people should stay in their lane.
3. Clowns don't "honk" at climax lol."
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"Men, learn to just be friends with women. Stop only speaking to them only because you want to date them, learn to be friends above everything else. You'll be happier."
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"I just jerk off a lot."


"don’t fuck, date or marry a coworker"


"clussy taste better with honey mustard"


"people who act like romanticism is dead because people are terminally horny are dumb. Intimacy is a part of romance for most people"


"trauma kinks aren’t a substitute for therapy and can in fact make trauma worse"
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"Monogamy is abuse, even if its mutual. We don't accept partners controlling our social lives, social media, clothing, career, etc. So why our love/sex lives?"


"Starting a relationship with men is leaps and bounds easier than it is with women , but keeping that relationship is much easier with women than it is with men"


"It’s fine if you’ve never been in a relationship before"
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"If someone hates all of their exes and talks to none of them, that's a massive fucking red flag"


"Pianos are like sex, you finger them and they sing. ;)"


"sex is cringe"


"Dating a friend will lead to disaster if you "Go the next level". Seeing it as a progression is the best way fo ruin a relationship of any kind."


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"The concept of a soul mate is ultimately detrimental and leaves people scared of being independent"


"cis men should learn that penetration is kinda wack and the worst part about sex"


"if you're broken the relationship will not fix you, fix yourself first or you'll hurt them, very much"
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"Long distance relationships are not worth the effort it takes to maintain them"


"My best moments in sex are when I become a haunted piano and play myself"
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"antidepressants really kills the jerk off experience"


"Jesus christ guys learn how to do foreplay, you'll make your girlfriends much much happier."


"You can't make up rules for sex since what gets people off varies from person to person. Just ask your partner what they like"
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"your partner should be your best friend, the whole" I hate my wife" shit is so fucking cringe. You should love spending time with each other, even when you're doing nothing."
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"75% of the open/poly relationships I've seen are/were ticking time bombs. And the most vocal tend to be the worst at it"


"Friend zone doesn’t exist she wanted to fuck or she didn’t"


"Pegging is great and more men need to explore."


"sex should be illegal"


"If you want it, you deserve a partner who is affectionate in public."


"Porn addiction and bad maturation habits will hurt sexual performance and most dudes are due to cut back, especially after COVID."


"having a wife is awesome. i love my wife."
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